Gaywheels

Once you set butt inside the new 6-series, there’s an awful lot of technology waiting for you. Some of it is cool, some of it is mediocre and some of it doesn’t really work. [...]

Although I’m not usually one to act on impulse, something deep inside of me wants to throw caution to the wind and fly away with a muscular stud. He could take me anywhere, so long as we’re going there quickly and with a modicum of style. Frank Sinatra singing in the background would make me swoon. I’d prefer that stud to come in human form, of course, but in a pinch, I’d settle for a BMW M5. [...]