By Richard Read
Mark Tapper was minding his own business, throttling down a dirt road and working hard to maintain his lead in last week’s Rally New Zealand. Then, out of nowhere, came a man — a half-naked man, giving Tapper a fleeting but powerful glimpse of his full moon. Said Tapper, “A very white bottom that was beside the road put me off for a fraction
of a second, then I just ran wide and rolled”. We’ve seen similar accidents caused by women, but this is the first instigated by man-tuchus that we can remember.
The video is pretty low-quality, so unless you’re employed by a nunnery, it’s probably safe for work. (And for monastery workers, it’s more than safe.) Yo, check it:
We’re not sure if this is one-time-only distracted driving obstacle, or if it’s a permanent addition to the Rally New Zealand course. Either way, we’re not complaining.