2017 Buick Encore: I felt so relaxed in this car

As I was driving this year’s Buick Encore, which has a few styling upgrades from 2016, many people, including passengers, were a bit miffed.  They still make Buicks? I thought Buicks were supposed to be boats with port and starboard…

2017 Chevy Bolt EV: You’ll look great in this space-age car of tomorrow

I will say this, I was impressed by how controlled both the acceleration and braking on the 2017 Chevy Bolt EV are. If you put the car in ‘L’ instead of ‘D’rive, you can cruise around town and mostly never…

2017 Toyota Land Cruiser: It’s big, so it’ll need some room and attention

One of my first impressions of the 2017 Toyota Land Cruiser is that it can drink. There’s nothing wrong with that: I’ve gone out with many handsome brutes who could drink and were just as bottomless as the bottomless mimosas…

2017 Toyota Tundra TRD Pro 4×4: Goodness, this is a butch truck!

I love trucks whenever I feel like playing dress-up as a cowboy, a cop, a seaman or a construction worker. (When I want to play leather daddy, I try to get a motel room.) Trucks were always a lot of…

That’s so gay: 2017 Infiniti QX30 is fast and loose and tight

Many cars, especially SUVs and their knockoffs, are designed for the person with an “active” lifestyle.  What does that mean? It means that you, the driver, exercises regularly, or at least owns a pair of gym shorts.  It means you…

2017 Kia Soul: I love this car!

If your life is funky in a hygienic way, you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman for the camp and color and not for the deeper meaning, and you’d rather be smokin’ and laughin’ and gassing it up than be in…

2017 Ford Escape: Great car, but it’s not very gay

We here at Gaywheels.com realize that some of you want (and perhaps need) a car that doesn’t scream or even whisper “gay”.  You need something that comes off very straight-laced with no hint that there is a rainbow, taffeta, mimosa…

2017 Kia Sorento: An all-around SUV for a life that can be all over the map

If you’re looking for a decent midsized SUV that’s powerful, reliable, pretty and functional, a car to consider is the 2017 Kia Sorento.  Across the internet, the 2017 Sorento gets high marks (if not necessarily applause) for its ability to…

2017 Toyota Prius Prime: This is the car of the 21st century

The future has arrived, and there are no knobs or dials. This car has no easy-to-grab or easy-to-twist buttons or dials. All car functions require just a light touch of the finger, which means that you must have a light…

That’s so gay: 2017 Toyota Camry Hybrid is the June Cleaver of cars

For those of you old enough to remember June Cleaver, you will recall that all she needed to be elegant was a string of pearls and a housedress that was starched and flowing. She didn’t need all kinds of fancy…