2015 Chrysler 200S

That’s So Gay: 2015 Chrysler 200 Is A Geek Goddess For All Gays

Despite a rather lackluster moniker, the 200 may finally be getting a seat at the cool kids’ table. Previously from Nurse Jackie, I wrote about all the whiz-bang features that are available on the 2015 200 (or, just dial 201-5200),…

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Subaru Remains Quiet As Anti-LGBT Bill Becomes Law In Indiana

A new law has been passed in Indiana — one that will allow business-owners to discriminate against LGBT Americans based on their “deeply held religious beliefs”. It’s a mean-spirited law, a sad, desperate vain effort to stem the tide of…

2015 Dodge Dart

That So Gay: 2015 Dodge Dart Is The Pocket Bear Of Small Cars

Just to clarify, a pocket bear is a gay man who identifies as a bear and is usually about 5-foot-6 or shorter and often less than 200 lbs. These men are indeed attractive, and unlike the straight world where shorter…

2015 BMW i8

2015 BMW i8 Will Leave You Forever Changed

During a photo shoot, parked at Redondo Beach near L.A., it took almost two hours to shoot 5 minutes of usable video.  People just kept coming up, snapping photos, and asking questions about the car.  Which is totally cool.  People…

2015 Range Rover Sport HSE

2015 Range Rover Sport HSE: Sampling A ‘Less Large’ Range Rover

I came out of my house the other day and thought to myself, “I could really use a smaller Range Rover.”  Don’t I wish?  I mean, the original is a big barge, loaded to the rafters with delicious cowhide, felled…

2015 Nissan Versa Note

That’s So Gay: 2015 Nissan Versa Note Is A Single White Rose Among Bigger Bouquets Of Cars

In a classic episode of Designing Women, the ultimate in 1980s television shows for gay men (behind the Golden Girls), the Women discuss how when a man sends a woman one single white rose, it means love. Yet Suzanne Sugarbaker,…

2015 Ford King Ranch Expedition

2015 Ford Expedition Brings The Whole Ranch

While General Motors dominates the full-size SUV segment with highly polished gems, Ford has been less than enthusiastic about spending precious resources on its full-size SUVs — namely, the Expedition.  It simply had to age gracefully while the team in Dearborn,…

2015 Volkswagen Jetta

On The Fence: 2015 VW Jetta Is Good, Not Great; Fast, But Maybe Too Fast

A few years back, Volkswagen had the same problem that some high-priced rent boys face. Much like the six-million dollar man who charges five-grand per weekend for a good time, Volkswagen found that their cars were luxurious and elegant, fast…

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We Let The Dog Decide: 2015 Honda CR-V EX-L Vs. 2015 Mazda CX-5 Grand Touring

No matter what you think about Honda and its line-up of family friendly coupes, sedans, hybrids, SUVs and trucks, there is no way any dog or lover of dogs could spend a week with the 2015 Honda CR-V and not…

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2015 Volvo V60 Blows Turbos Toward Lamborghinis Past

When I was an auto-loving geek-nerd in high school, I dreamt my future family would be carted about in a Volvo turbo wagon.  They were the coolest.  In the day, there were ads comparing the quick haulers to Lamborghinis.  Sure,…