For obvious reasons, we talk a lot about “gay cars” here at Gaywheels. But what, exactly, is a gay car?

From where we sit, there are a lot of gay cars cruising the streets. Some look as outrageous as a drag queen on a bender. Some appeal to the gay-ghetto urban lifestyle or our love of pets. Others are more subdued, but like frat boys after a 12-pack, there are few cars that haven’t experimented batting for our team.

Here are two more examples that recently appeared on our gay-car gaydar:

1. At the 2012 Los Angeles Auto Show, fashion designer Jeremy Scott unveiled the “smart forjeremy”, an all-electric smart fortwo that’s been tricked out with wings that look a heck of a lot better than the ones on the Terrafugia Transition, even though Scott’s are purely decorative. Whether we want to call the “forjeremy” gay, there’s no denying that it’s fabulous. Which is pretty close.

2. The self-described “comedy/rock band” Fortress of Attitude recently went on tour, and along the way, some asshat left a note on the band’s car, critiquing their parking job. Naturally, the group set the note to music in a song called “P.S. Gay Car”.