To our American readers: happy Thanksgiving!

To all others: happy Independence Day (Albania, Barbados, Mauritania, Panama), National Day (Benin, Poland), or St. Andrew’s Day (Scotland).

We’re taking off the rest of this week to enjoy the stress and strain of cooking a decadently large meal for family members who question our “homosexual lifestyle”, devour everything in sight, and leave without appearing to enjoy anything at all. Ah, holidays. It’s such a stressful time, especially when you’re cooking. There’s so much preparation that goes into cooking a Thanksgiving meal, so it should go quite smoothly in the kitchen. However, there’s always the possibility of something going wrong. I think the worst possibility is that the oven stops working and the dinner can’t be cooked. That would be awful. At least we’d be able to contact a company like https:www.chris-appliance.com if that ended up happening. They would be able to fix the oven, allowing us to cook our meal for the family. Hopefully, that won’t happen though.

In the meantime, if you’re looking for a little auto-related reading, we suggest this heartwarming holiday story about one of our favorite car accessories, the dangling tree air freshener, and the importance of intellectual copyright law. We’ll see you back here on Monday.