2018 Volkswagen Atlas ad features straight people getting busy in the backseat…

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…which leads me to wonder:

  1. Since when are Volkswagen’s back seats big enough to bang in?
  2. Don’t these sad, overly fertile people have a sex dungeon like normal people?
  3. Normal people have sex dungeons, right?
  4. If the ad were aimed at LGBT shoppers, would it just stop at the Beetle?

Given Germany’s reputation for turning out cutting-edge cars, I also wonder how Volkswagen designers could come up with an SUV as bland as the Atlas. But more about that later.

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