We Let the Dog Decide: The 2015 Nissan Juke SL vs. 2016 Honda HR-V EX

The mini-cute crossover utility genre that is currently booming with entrants like the Buick Encore, Mitsubishi Outlander Sport, Fiat 500X, Jeep Renegade, Nissan Juke and what appears to be the soon to be future king called the 2016 Honda HR-V are the Chihuahuas of the automotive world. But they are small, cute and surprisingly mighty.

Hurts So Bad: 2015 Nissan Titan Considered Outdated & Outclassed, Ranked 6 Out Of 6

I just feel so bad for the Nissan Titan. U.S. News and World Report says the 2015 incarnation is “outdated and outclassed by its rivals” – and places it (based on reviews from around the web) six out of six…

The Silence Of The Vans: 2015 Ford Transit Connect Vs. 2015 Nissan NV200 Vs. 2015 Mazda5

A “We Let the Dog Decide” Comparison Test Thriller Starring Roxy Hamel While searching for the best cargo van for her other side job as a consultant for the FBI, in which she has become well known for following creepy…

2015 Nissan Murano vs. 2015 Nissan Rogue: Double The Pleasure & Double The Fun

The internet is full of challenges, pitting perfectly good people against one another: Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany, Sofia Vergara vs. Penelope Cruz, Hillary Clinton vs. Elizabeth Warren…. If you’re like me and hate to choose, you can take your pick…

2015 Nissan Frontier Needs A Bear Hug, Some Love, And Some Buyers

When you place fourth in a four-bear contest, that doesn’t mean no one loves you. It just means “Yeah, thanks for showing us the goods, everyone is winner, let’s have a round of applause for all our contestants and here’s…

That’s So Gay: 2015 Nissan Versa Note Is A Single White Rose Among Bigger Bouquets Of Cars

In a classic episode of Designing Women, the ultimate in 1980s television shows for gay men (behind the Golden Girls), the Women discuss how when a man sends a woman one single white rose, it means love. Yet Suzanne Sugarbaker,…

2014 Nissan Rogue Is Like Zero-Gravity For Your Butt

Back in the days of the old Vegas Strip – when martinis, five-card stud and big hair with big headdresses ruled the scene – singer/actor/star Dean Martin reigned supreme (before Diana Ross and the Supremes). People loved him not because…

2014 Nissan Titan Needs Love –- And Some Buyers. Time for a Bear Hug?

Sometimes, being the biggest brute at Gay Pride doesn’t guarantee that you will get any action.  Or find true love.  Or anyone who will buy you a snow cone. This summer for Denver’s Gay Pride Parade, my friend Steve at…

2014 Nissan 370Z Nismo: Godzilla With A “Z”

Man had just barely walked on the Moon when the first Z car landed on these shores- October of 1969, to be precise. Of course, back then it was the Datsun 240Z, and it was a remarkably nice, powerful and…

2014 Nissan Versa Note: The Versa Sings a Sweeter Note

Of course it’s going to happen. An inevitable side effect of the gayby boom is that before you know it, little Demosthenes  and Echinacea will learn to drive- and after the price of the first wheel replacement on Dad and…