Stats junkies: we hope you’re sitting down. With August firmly behind us (minds out of the gutter, please), we can now tell you about the month’s most popular car reviews at Gaywheels.com.

Before we do that, however, we should point out that the three most-read pieces at Gaywheels in August weren’t actually auto reviews at all. Our piece called Will Adam Carolla’s Idiotic, Homophobic, Transphobic Rant Kill ‘The Car Show’? came in at #1, followed by Is The BMW 7-Series The Gayest Car In LA?, and our own page of Gay-Friendly Automakers scored a very respectable third place.

Reviews began showing up in the #4 spot. This month, we’re especially happy to report that every last vehicle in the top ten is manufactured by a gay-friendly automaker. And so, without further ado, your favorite reviews for August 2011:

1. 2011 VW Golf GTI vs. 2011 VW Golf TDI
2. 2007 Mitsubishi Outlander
3. 2011 Toyota Sienna
4. 2011 Volvo XC60
5. 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
6. 2010 Cadillac Escalade ESV Platinum
7. 2007 Nissan Quest
8. 2012 Audi A7 Sportback
9. 2011 Volvo XC60 Road Trip Adventure
10. 2008 MINI Cooper Clubman