Sam Gomez | Gaywheels

Auto Erotica: 5 Tips For Folks Who Insist On Mating & Motoring

April 12, 2013February 8, 2018Sam Gomez

Last month, we published a few common-sense tips for people who like to drive naked. To me, it was almost a throwaway piece. I mean, let’s face it: driving naked isn’t skydiving. It doesn’t require much preparation or research. But the next thing we knew, the story had been picked up and passed around like a well-endowed, badonka-donked hustler on Santa Monica Boulevard. [...]

The 2013 Ford Fusion Is So Good You Can Eat It? Lettuce Explain

March 21, 2013March 21, 2013Sam Gomez

Soybeans, wheat straw, coconuts, and dandelion greens make for an interesting salad. They’re also key ingredients in one of the most outstanding cars of the year, the 2013 Ford Fusion. For those who truly want a green car, this baby more than qualifies. [...]

2013 Mazda CX-5 Pounces Like A Cheetah

March 13, 2013March 13, 2013Sam Gomez

Back when The Love Boat sailed the Seven Seas with a heavenly host of Charlie’s Angels, you could get a good small car for about $5,000. As we entered the gay 90s with Hillary and Bill Clinton, the size of our cars increased, and starting prices doubled to about $10,000. Now, in the day of sequestration and Inauguration Day lip-synching, the size of a good small car has doubled once again — this time to around $20,000. [...]

2013 Kia Sportage Is A Good ‘Starter’ SUV

February 19, 2013February 19, 2013Sam Gomez 2

You love and are attracted to the butch look, but you really don’t want to get your hands dirty. You love having a strong vehicle that can really take on rough roads and odd rocks, but you don’t want the ride to spill your caramel macchiato. And you’d love to be able to stand around in circle of men and show them something that will really impress, yet you still want to have enough money to pay your cell phone bill. [...]

Looking For A Used Car? Breathe, Relax, Take Your Time

February 14, 2013February 8, 2018Sam Gomez

Indeed, if you buy a used car for all the wrong reasons, there won’t be much hilarity when you find yourself shelling out thousands of dollars to fix what the seller promised was already fixed. [...]

Tired Of Family & Friends’ Fiery Facebook Posts? Here’s Some Haunting Hollywood Trivia To Calm Your Nerves

October 26, 2012Sam Gomez

It’s Friday. It’s October. It’s an election year. Add all that up, and we’re hankering for a distraction — anything other than attack ads and fact-checking and screechy Facebook posts. We’re not trying to be apolitical, we’re not trying to dodge serious issues, WE WOULD JUST LIKE A TEN-MINUTE CEASE FIRE. Please. [...]