2015 Volkswagen Lineup Promises Power, Electricity, And German Hotness
If you’ve been watching Shark Week or Funny or Die, you’ve no doubt seen the commercials offering double wings, extra ranch …. and
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AuthorSam Gomez
Rocky Mountain Driving Experience Offers Close-Ups Of Dodge Challenger, Lexus F-Sport, Ram 1500, Toyota 4Runner, VW GTI
Every year, the Rocky Mountain Automotive Press (this year boasting more LGBTs than ever) lets us landlocked car writers spend a couple of
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2014 Nissan Titan Needs Love –- And Some Buyers. Time for a Bear Hug?
Sometimes, being the biggest brute at Gay Pride doesn’t guarantee that you will get any action. Or find true love. Or anyone who
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On The Fence: 2014 Dodge Journey Not On Short List For Fab-u Car Of The Year
We’ve all been on dates with guys who were kind, cuddly, oddly curious and relatively hygienic, but, well, gosh … Soon, our eyes went
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That’s So Gay: 2014 Ram 1500 ProMaster Cargo Is Perfect For Flash Mobs, Gay Ukrainian Rescues, Or Amateur Home Videos
Right before I left for Roanoke, Virginia, in April, I asked Melissa (who has all the grace and will and more of Grace
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The 2014 ‘That’s So Gay’ Ram Laramie Longhorn: It’s Big, It’s Beautiful, And You’re Gonna Love It
In the 2002 gay movie Trick, drag diva Coco Peru sashays into the boys’ room to talk to protagonist Gabriel, who just met
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That’s So Very Gay: 2014 Fiat 500L Is The Gayest Car of the Year
With all the powder invested in me (pun intended) by the Imperial Court of the Rocky Mountain Empire, I hereby proclaim the Fiat
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That’s So Gay: 2014 Toyota Camry Pumps The Cam & Mitch Back Into The Pistons, Seats, And Nay-Sayers
Turn on the television on Wednesday night and ABC will show you three young children and their breeder parents driving a Toyota Sienna – and an A-list gay couple with adopted Vietnamese baby girl driving the ever-so-hybrid Toyota Prius.
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That’s So Gay: 2014 Subaru Forester Gets A Makeover, Wows LGBTs & Straights, Too
Saturday Night Live’s openly-lesbian Kate McKinnon parodied tennis great Billie Jean King shortly after she was chosen to represent the U.S. in Sochi (Russia) at the Winter Games. As King, McKinnon proclaimed (as she laughed) that she would put all her lesbian chic on display in Sochi, to include driving a Subaru Outback through Red Square while Melissa Etheridge came blaring through the car speakers.
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Kinda Gay, Kinda Flat: 2014 Jeep Patriot Is A Wash (But Not Martha Wash)
Not so long ago, some people blamed us – the ‘gays’ – for taking a perfectly good word and ruining it. ‘Gay’ used to mean lighthearted, fun, happy. It still does, it just now has some other connotations that are, well, gay. Still, many are disgusted.
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