Rocky Mountain Driving Experience Offers Close-Ups Of Dodge Challenger, Lexus F-Sport, Ram 1500, Toyota 4Runner, VW GTI

Every year, the Rocky Mountain Automotive Press (this year boasting more LGBTs than ever) lets us landlocked car writers spend a couple of days to drive and review cars that have already been rushed to judgment some nine months previously….

2014 Nissan Titan Needs Love –- And Some Buyers. Time for a Bear Hug?

Sometimes, being the biggest brute at Gay Pride doesn’t guarantee that you will get any action.  Or find true love.  Or anyone who will buy you a snow cone. This summer for Denver’s Gay Pride Parade, my friend Steve at…

On The Fence: 2014 Dodge Journey Not On Short List For Fab-u Car Of The Year

We’ve all been on dates with guys who were kind, cuddly, oddly curious and relatively hygienic, but, well, gosh … Soon, our eyes went darting around the bar or the supermarket, in search of what else might’ve been crashing around the bathroom…

That’s So Gay: 2014 Ram 1500 ProMaster Cargo Is Perfect For Flash Mobs, Gay Ukrainian Rescues, Or Amateur Home Videos

Right before I left for Roanoke, Virginia, in April, I asked Melissa (who has all the grace and will and more of Grace Adler of Will and Grace) if I could have a car so I could putz around Denver…

The 2014 ‘That’s So Gay’ Ram Laramie Longhorn: It’s Big, It’s Beautiful, And You’re Gonna Love It

In the 2002 gay movie Trick, drag diva Coco Peru sashays into the boys’ room to talk to protagonist Gabriel, who just met the love of his life but can’t find a room free of roommates where they can consummate…

That’s So Very Gay: 2014 Fiat 500L Is The Gayest Car of the Year

With all the powder invested in me (pun intended) by the Imperial Court of the Rocky Mountain Empire, I hereby proclaim the Fiat 500L as The Gayest Car of 2014. What power did ICRME (Eye Cream for short) grant me?…

That’s So Gay: 2014 Toyota Camry Pumps The Cam & Mitch Back Into The Pistons, Seats, And Nay-Sayers

Turn on the television on Wednesday night and ABC will show you three young children and their breeder parents driving a Toyota Sienna – and an A-list gay couple with adopted Vietnamese baby girl driving the ever-so-hybrid Toyota Prius.

That’s So Gay: 2014 Subaru Forester Gets A Makeover, Wows LGBTs & Straights, Too

Saturday Night Live’s openly-lesbian Kate McKinnon parodied tennis great Billie Jean King shortly after she was chosen to represent the U.S. in Sochi (Russia) at the Winter Games. As King, McKinnon proclaimed (as she laughed) that she would put all her lesbian chic on display in Sochi, to include driving a Subaru Outback through Red Square while Melissa Etheridge came blaring through the car speakers.

Kinda Gay, Kinda Flat: 2014 Jeep Patriot Is A Wash (But Not Martha Wash)

Not so long ago, some people blamed us – the ‘gays’ – for taking a perfectly good word and ruining it. ‘Gay’ used to mean lighthearted, fun, happy. It still does, it just now has some other connotations that are, well, gay. Still, many are disgusted.

Revisiting The 2014 Lexus IS F-Sport: A Car for The Fast, Fastidious, And Fabulous

A few months back, I wrote a glowing (as in gay glow stick) review of the 2014 Lexus IS, a fabulous, beautiful car with some improvements that make it worth more than just a Google shopping visit. In particular, you can now get a leather hybrid material for your seats, a “Bed, Bath and Beyond meets Mr. S. Leather,” if you will. Jamba Juice or Astroglide spill, be gone.