Music For Your New Car Should Include A Drag Queen, A Gay Hunk, And Gaga

For a moment last summer, as I downloaded the latest Cher song that had not yet been officially released, I felt my gay magic was back.

That’s So Gay: 2013 Ram 1500 Gets One Big ‘Woof!’

In our continuing effort to take back the phrase “That’s So Gay”, Gaywheels is proud to tell you about one of the gayest trucks out there: the Ram 1500. (Remember folks: gay is a good thing.)

That’s So Gay: 2013 Lexus RX350

2013 is proving to be the year of the LGBT. The U.S Supreme Court can’t stop talking about us, and neither can liberal Washington or intolerant Washington. Everywhere you look, there are “known homosexuals”, as the more flamboyant of us were called generations ago. Heck, we even have an openly gay NBA player to look up to (literally, at seven feet). Indeed, we are the new ‘it’ girl of the post-Law and Order generation.

Auto Erotica: 5 Tips For Folks Who Insist On Mating & Motoring

Last month, we published a few common-sense tips for people who like to drive naked. To me, it was almost a throwaway piece. I mean, let’s face it: driving naked isn’t skydiving. It doesn’t require much preparation or research. But the next thing we knew, the story had been picked up and passed around like a well-endowed, badonka-donked hustler on Santa Monica Boulevard.

The 2013 Ford Fusion Is So Good You Can Eat It? Lettuce Explain

Soybeans, wheat straw, coconuts, and dandelion greens make for an interesting salad. They’re also key ingredients in one of the most outstanding cars of the year, the 2013 Ford Fusion. For those who truly want a green car, this baby more than qualifies.

2013 Mazda CX-5 Pounces Like A Cheetah

Back when The Love Boat sailed the Seven Seas with a heavenly host of Charlie’s Angels, you could get a good small car for about $5,000. As we entered the gay 90s with Hillary and Bill Clinton, the size of our cars increased, and starting prices doubled to about $10,000. Now, in the day of sequestration and Inauguration Day lip-synching, the size of a good small car has doubled once again — this time to around $20,000.

2013 Kia Sportage Is A Good ‘Starter’ SUV

You love and are attracted to the butch look, but you really don’t want to get your hands dirty. You love having a strong vehicle that can really take on rough roads and odd rocks, but you don’t want the ride to spill your caramel macchiato. And you’d love to be able to stand around in circle of men and show them something that will really impress, yet you still want to have enough money to pay your cell phone bill.

Looking For A Used Car? Breathe, Relax, Take Your Time

Indeed, if you buy a used car for all the wrong reasons, there won’t be much hilarity when you find yourself shelling out thousands of dollars to fix what the seller promised was already fixed.

Tired Of Family & Friends’ Fiery Facebook Posts? Here’s Some Haunting Hollywood Trivia To Calm Your Nerves

It’s Friday. It’s October. It’s an election year. Add all that up, and we’re hankering for a distraction — anything other than attack ads and fact-checking and screechy Facebook posts. We’re not trying to be apolitical, we’re not trying to dodge serious issues, WE WOULD JUST LIKE A TEN-MINUTE CEASE FIRE. Please.

Should You Drive Or Fly? A Quick And Easy Cost-Benefit Analysis

Is driving cheaper than flying? Once you add up the costs, the savings may not materialize, but your headache might.