That’s so gay: 2017 Chrysler 300 is the big Mary of muscle cars

Well, if I had a spare $35,000 plus, I would consider getting this Queen Mary of muscle cars! If you are into big queens who know how to roar past crowded aisles and slow-moving queues, you will enjoy the Chrysler…

2017 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid starts a revolution

Nearly 35 years after Chrysler introduced the original minivan, it again plots revolution. It’s only after a full day of driving the Pacifica Hybrid down California’s Pacific Coast Highway, through the canyons around Malibu and Hollywood, and on open Interstate…

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2017 Chrysler Pacifica is the gay man’s minivan

When was the last time you heard a gay guy say, “Boy, I covet your big, long, beautiful minivan”? Um, like never, probably. I mean, aren’t they big boxes on wheels for a straight man’s brood? Well, times have changed,…

The 2016 Chrysler 300 hauls class

Once referred to as a “Baby Bentley”, the Chrysler 300 has certainly come into its own and is no longer viewed as the poor man’s copy of the definitively British, hoity-toity automobile. Can the luxurious and boldly American-made 300, with…

First look: 2017 Chrysler Pacifica cleans up, folds down easily & smartly

Finally, laws against LGBT parents are dropping like flies around the U.S. In fact, anymore there may be only a handful of judges who go rogue and deny same-sex parents custody, thus suddenly, we are one big happy family –…

2016 Chrysler 300 with UConnect can really save your bacon

“I got [a Chrysler 300] ‘cause it look just like a Phantom.… Until a Phantom pull up.”  If you know comedian Katt Williams I’m sure you’ll recognize his bit. The other day, I went out for a ride with Sam…

That’s so gay: 2016 Chrysler 300 is big and thick and I love it

Sometimes it really is love at first sight, even without a few shots of a butterscotch schnapps / Irish cream combo called a Cowboy rhymes-with ‘Rock Trucker’. Such was the case for me and the Chrysler 300.  This is a…

That’s So Gay: 2015 Chrysler 300 Is As Big & Butch As You Are

Chrysler has recently changed its name to FCA: Fiat Chrysler Automobiles. This name change makes sense, given that ‘Fiat’ sounds very European and sexy, while ‘Chrysler’, though technically German/Jewish, still sounds stodgy and stuck in the 60s, Welcome to the…

2015 Chrysler Town And Country Conjures Sinful Delights

I am a sinful creature and one of my guilty pleasures is driving a mini-van.  No, not because it encourages carnal endeavors within its cavernous cavern (although, I’m sure that’s been done), but because mini-vans are as opposite of cool…

That’s So Gay: 2015 Chrysler 200 Is A Geek Goddess For All Gays

Despite a rather lackluster moniker, the 200 may finally be getting a seat at the cool kids’ table. Previously from Nurse Jackie, I wrote about all the whiz-bang features that are available on the 2015 200 (or, just dial 201-5200),…